Why Is My Phone Covered In Dirt?

Oh, right. Because I narrowly missed being dumped off a picnic table...but my little baby Blackberry did not...

I tried to clean it out but we will see if there will be permanent damage. On another note, I did miss being dumped off a picnic table, so that might mean that my luck is turning around. I didn't even get beer splashed on me, or say anything stupid...

Scratch that. I can be such an intolerant jerk. Of course, that was not in any shape or form meant to be an apology. I'm a jerk. Deal with it.

Oh, go back to your 'We.'